Jun 30 2009
What the heck Tuesday: The news gets stranger by the day.
Okay, who would have known so many gossip updates would be today? First off, remember me saying that Mark Sanford should get off the hook for his affair if the “other” woman had a golden vagina that could do tricks? Well, I might have to go back on my word because she is actually a really attractive 40 year old woman. It appears her vagina might be golden and do multiple tricks! This surprises me because usually when people cheat on their significant others they aren’t usually as attractive as the person they were meant to be faithful towards. I do not know what to think,but I still condemn this woman from Argentina for having an affair with a married man. Maybe she feels marriage is not sacred because she previously divorced with her own husband years ago.
Next juicy gossip is Michael Jackson’s will! Before I get into this gossip I would like to state that I completely and utterly hate TMZ for bad mouthing Jackson and getting all in his business in life and death. I do not care what anyone says; Jackson is the father of his 3 children. I do not care whether he is or is not the biological father. He was a great dad to those kids! Also, he did set up a will with his children included to receive funds. He has stated in this will that his mother should be the caretaker. Hopefully she will live at least until these three kids grow up. She is a bit old now but I do feel Mrs.Jackson is capable of handling the job. She appears to be a very responsible and loving mother,as well as grandmother!
Today it was announced that Jackson’s body will be sent to the Neverland ranch. I think it is a nice place to have Jackson’s funeral. I also appreciate the Apollo theater for televising videos of Jackson for fans to watch. He was such an amazing entertainer. I love him so much! I am also happy that Jackson put charities in his will proving that he always puts out a helping hand!
Some other cool news is that Tiger woods is in town for his PGA tour! It is always nice to see Woods in action, especially since he is returning from surgery. I wish him all the best at the tour, which he is hosting!
That’s it for now! Hope you enjoyed the what the heck Tuesday update!
